Seriously though please comment if you are checking out my blog because I am curious to know if people are still checking this out. It's not that hard, folks! You don't even need to have an account!
Anyway that's all have a nice day
This blog is a lie.. A long time ago, sentient beings called teachers waged war on the students. The students lost, and to keep them under control, the teachers created a virtual world called homework. The homework the students did was what the teachers ran on, what kept them alive. Only a few students managed to escape, and when they came back, they appeared to have super intelligence. They had the power of BLOGGING. They fought for the freedom of the students, to let them all into a world where they can do anything they want, like sleeping in and playing games instead of doing homework. Lol yeah right. |
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This is a funny story my dad once sent to me:
"The European Union(EU) has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl rite n styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas." I died of laughter from this. Sonal, I'm really sorry, but I'm not going to be updating this blog anymore. I'll still leave this stuff here in case other people want to see it, but for now I've moved on to other things.
You know where to find me. Yanderes are terrifying. Especially if they're pink-haired. If you meet any yandere people in your life, I pray God has mercy on your soul.
Remember: Yanderes will tear you limb form limb if your break their heart, or if they see you as opposition. Your words of wisdom for today, folks! Just a quick question for you people: How many of you here can touch type? (Not typing with just your pointer fingers)
Let's play "How illogical are the concepts of romance/shipping in the Sherlock fandom."
Sherlock rescues Irene Adler from death in Karachi: It doesn't mean he cared about her, he just felt bad. If Sherlock rescued John from death in Karachi: Oh my gosh don’t you see? He clearly loves John. Sherlock shoots Magnussen to protect Mary/John: He did it only for John because he loves John. Sherlock kills a bunch of men in a terrorist cell to protect Irene: He did it to escape Irene appears naked in Sherlock’s Mind Palace: It doesn't mean Sherlock isn't gay, he’s obviously not attracted to anyone other than John. If John appeared naked in Sherlock’s Mind Palace: He's clearly gay it’s so canon omg. Irene Adler is the first person on Sherlock’s list of pressure points: They’re not doing it by order of importance. They just had to do it for the het shippers. If John was first on the list: See? Proof that Sherlock is in love with John. Irene proposes “dinner” with Sherlock, Sherlock NEVER RESPONDS: Sherlock loves John that’s why. John and Sherlock at a restaurant (in the middle of a case) where Sherlock isn't eating anything at all and John is eating: Omg clearly Sherlock wants to have dinner with John, not with Irene. Irene sends Sherlock a rose while he’s in the hospital: It doesn't mean that she cares about him. If John sent Sherlock a rose: John clearly loves Sherlock. Irene and Sherlock alone under dim lighting and Irene is wearing Sherlock’s dressing gown + physical contact: Ew Sherlock is obviously uncomfortable and not attracted to her in any way whatsoever. Sherlock’s pupils dilated when talking to Irene: He's just compensating for the darkness. If it was John: They’re sooo in loveee. Main cast/writers confirm romantic connection between Sherlock and Irene: Sherlock only loves John. Moriarty as Sherlock’s subconscious: the Woman will cry, and John will cry: HE DID IT ONLY FOR JOHN. Sherlock is at risk of relapse because he thinks Irene Adler is dead: Oh he needs John. Sherlock mourns Irene’s death by composing a song for her: Oh but everyone writes music when they’re sad, plus John was in his presence while he was composing so it’s secretly for John. John suspects that Sherlock is “heartbroken” over Irene: He doesn't love anyone but John. John says repeatedly that he loves Mary, she helped him deal with Sherlock’s supposed death, still chose to be with her in spite of her past, and they’re having a baby: John only loves Sherlock. Moffat says that Irene and Sherlock are absolutely made for each other: John and Sherlock are soulmates. Whole cast never mentions romantic relationship between Sherlock and John: The whole cast ships Johnlock. From Tumblr. No, Homura-chan, Ah do not care that you are the pinnacle of human emotion. It don't matter that you "love" Madoka. Y'all can't go becoming the demon-overlord of the universe. Y'all go back right now to Madoka and give her her goddess-status back. And apologize, for shame.
And four soul gems for you, Sayaka Miki. You go, Sayaka. And none for Hitomi bye. I watched this about a week ago, expecting it to be like Sailor Moon or something. Here was my general impression: Episode One: Too much detail. Stop giving us detail and cut to the magicky stuff. Episode Two: I forsee no consequences in making a magical contract with a cat-bunny of unknown origins. Make that contract already, Madoka! (Wait, her name's pronounced MAH-doh-kah? Not Mah-DOH-kah?) And my viewpoints were shared with a cat-bunny for pretty much the rest of the series. No seriously, its face is always like that.
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